You show up to the course stressed. He shows up barefoot.
You’re focused on tempo. He’s focused on what’s in the cooler.
He’s not the best player in the group — hell, he might not even be average — but when Vibes Guy is in your foursome, the round just hits different.
🏌️ Golf? Sure. But chill first.
For Vibes Guy, golf is a backdrop. The real goals are:
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Good music
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Cold drinks
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One solid tee shot to talk about for the next three holes
He’s not here to compete. He’s here to kick back, let the sun do its thing, and forget what day it is.
🎶 Playlist on point. Always.
Vibes Guy doesn’t just play music. He curates it.
He’s got a speaker clipped to the cart and a playlist titled something like:
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“Fairway Feelz”
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“Teebox Therapy”
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“Swing Lube”
It’s a perfect mix of old-school hip-hop, 2000s bangers, and whatever indie band no one else has heard of yet. And somehow, every song hits just right on hole 7.
🍻 Cooler stocked, morale boosted
He’s the kind of guy who:
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Brings extra drinks just in case someone forgot theirs
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Pulls out surprise snacks at the turn (trail mix? gummy worms? a taco somehow?)
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Calls everyone “champ” and genuinely means it
Bad hole? He hits you with a “who cares, you crushed that drive earlier.” He’s the emotional support animal of the golf course — in a backward hat and mesh shorts.
👕 The outfit? Effortless.
He’s not matching brands or trying to look like a PGA pro. But somehow he always looks… right.
Probably wearing:
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A Wedgies shirt with a chill fit and low-key pattern
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Shorts with max comfort and zero stiffness
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A hat that says “I golf, but also surf. Maybe.”
And if it starts to rain? He shrugs and says, “It’s just water, man.”
The Vibe is the Point
Every foursome needs one. The guy who reminds you that golf is supposed to be fun.
Vibes Guy is there for the hangs, the laughs, and the post-round beers. His scorecard might be a disaster — but you’ll still want to ride in his cart.
Be more Vibes Guy.
And if you're not him? Text him. He’s down to play this weekend.