Every group has one.
You know who we’re talking about. The guy who always needs a breakfast ball. The guy who “wasn’t ready” on the first tee. The guy who takes more second chances than your ex.
The Mulligan King.
He doesn’t play golf so much as negotiate with it. A provisional off the tee? Sure. A do-over on that chunked wedge? Why not. A “foot wedge” out of the trees? He calls it “creative shot shaping.”
And we love him for it.
Because here’s the truth: golf is hard. Like, really hard. And if you’re not out there having fun, what’s the damn point?
At Wedgies, we salute the Mulligan King:
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For his optimism ("That last one didn’t count.")
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For his resilience ("One more and I’ll get it right.")
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For his selective scorekeeping ("What double? I made bogey.")
He may not always keep it honest, but he always keeps it light. And let’s be real — when he pipes that second drive down the middle? That’s the one we’re all pretending was real anyway.
So here’s to the kings of the do-over, the sultans of second chances, the legends of "reload and rip."
May your gear be fresh, your excuses ready, and your second swings better than your first.
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